you would think working on the 8th floor of a building whose lower 7 floors are closed due to corona virus would be troubling. for those of you not in this situation, imagine what a chicken feels like sitting atop an egg... just waiting for corona to hatch. that's what i feel like. not terribly exciting. with all the news about corona virus that's been circulating, i figured it would be fun to play a game of "what's dumber?" to keep our minds off the impending doom.
Question 1 : what's dumber?
A. allowing butchering and eating pangolins and bats at wet markets that harbor vector jumping viruses? or
B. spraying an asian man with febreeze in the subway? (febreezed asian)
Question 2: what's dumber?
A. gagging doctors and researchers of their scientific findings of a potential deadly outbreak in december and proceeding with an annual potluck dinner for 40,000 families? or
B. warning its nation's citizens of a viral outbreak and risking a small economic dip and ruined new year?
Question 3: what's dumber?
A. quarantining a cruise ship with a few passengers infected with corona to try to maximize infections and deaths? or
B. removing healthy passengers before they get infected?
Question 4: what's dumber?
A. believing the governor who's been telling the public not to panic and that corona is not that infectious and driving a sick friend to the hospital and getting infected? ('difficult' transmission) or
B. stockpiling toilet paper and canned goods?
Question 5: what's dumber?
A. going to work, to retrieve blocks of wood stored under my desk for printmaking despite the threat of corona? or
B. working from home?
If you've answered A to any of the questions, don't worry, you're as dumb as large national governments and a daft architect. join me in my printmaking efforts. i've started a night class at the art student's league. to answer my previous post's comment, there's nothing more exciting than carving a piece of wood with a knife for hours and hours in self-quarantine.
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